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  FileFront Network HQ Stormed by Unknown Gimp (Happy Halloween!) - Network News
  Posted by: Jamie on 10-31-2005 @ 09:25 - Source: Jimbo & His Gravy!
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We thought it’d be best to warn some of our members today about a certain Unknown Gimp that managed to storm into our Base HQ in Texas and attack a few members of staff.

It appears that Unknown Gimp firstly licked our secretary which made the security guard wet him self. We’ve got a picture of this first offence below, we also have more pictures of what happened below but our camera was purchased from ghetto stores.

Unknown Gimp then proceed to go to the 2nd floor of our huge HQ building and entered what appeared to be Filetrekker’s office, we later checked his computers history as Unknown Gimp had clearly been looking at something on the internet and it appeared he’d been looking at ***** ***** ** Jackie Stallone (Anyone Got Some FINE Wine!?).

As you can see from the 3rd picture it clearly shows that he actually entered Pro-Filers room and stole his Beer, this means that Unknown Gimp is serious in what he wants to do because everyone knows you shouldn’t touch Pro-Filers Beer, right?

The 4th picture clearly shows that Unknown Gimp has a liking to cats, we managed to capture him on a camera phone but it didn’t come out to well, it’s a shame because we just can’t work out what he’s doing to the cat, can you?

If anyone has any information at all then please contact Jamie@filefront.com ASAP. Happy Halloween everyone and have a great night!



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Total comments: 50 | Last comment: 11-21-2005 at 12:18

 #1 - 10-31-2005 at 09:26
zixinus
Joined: April 11th, 2005
Posts: 326
LOL just LOL

 #2 - 10-31-2005 at 09:26
Deathbyteacup (V.I.P. Member)
From: (Manchester)
Joined: December 15th, 2002
Posts: 1411
Quote:
Unknown Gimp then proceed to go to the 2nd floor of our huge HQ building and entered what appeared to be Filetrekker’s office, we later checked his computers history as Unknown Gimp had clearly been looking at something on the internet and it appeared he’d been looking at ***** ***** ** Jackie Stallone (Anyone Got Some FINE Wine!?).

Yeah... uh someone else did that. Really. Wasn't me. Was the monster.

/me runs away very fast

And what did that monster do to Moggy the Network Cat? frown She is in a right state. She's hurled up underneeth pro-filers computer.

 #3 - 10-31-2005 at 09:32
MC_MRBlonde
From: (Aalten)
Joined: October 14th, 2004
Posts: 704
Lol, nice article!

 #4 - 10-31-2005 at 09:51
com21
From: (harderwijk)
Joined: March 27th, 2004
Posts: 186
like #1 LOL just LOL

 #5 - ^^^lol^^^ - 10-31-2005 at 10:03
xMandalorex (Staff)
Joined: March 20th, 2005
Posts: 210
Rofl, idiot's Beer! Beer!Beer! Beer!Beer! Beer!



^^^lol^^^

 #6 - 10-31-2005 at 10:03
JediKilla
From:
Joined: December 18th, 2004
Posts: 475
nice work guysResistance is Futile!Resistance is Futile!Beer! Beer!

 #7 - 10-31-2005 at 10:13
Authuran
From: (Narnia)
Joined: September 26th, 2005
Posts: 501
LOL! This is funny. I bet this person was all like "How are you ladies and gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us! You are on the way to membership! You have no chance to ban Master Desukei make your time! Ha ha ha ha..."

 #8 - 10-31-2005 at 10:16
Authuran
From: (Narnia)
Joined: September 26th, 2005
Posts: 501
And you guys have offices???!!!! I thought the administratorsr of FileFront just sat in there basement with their wives cleaning posting all over FileFront. I didn't know you guys actually had a "building" to work in. I thought you were just regular normal human beings like my dad.

 #9 - 10-31-2005 at 10:22
Moffia
From: (Hedel)
Joined: August 8th, 2004
Posts: 120
aaaw, poor Pro-Filer, maybe i can help FF by donating Beer? Beer! Beer!

 #10 - 10-31-2005 at 10:31
The_Elusive_Chicken
Joined: October 14th, 2005
Posts: 85
Dang, I told Bob that it was a bad idea to wear that cheap holoween costume, bu did he listen? Noooo... And y'know what? NOW HE'S GONNA GET HIS FAT@$$ ARRESTED! THATS WHAT!!! stick out tongue

 #11 - 10-31-2005 at 10:33
The_Elusive_Chicken
Joined: October 14th, 2005
Posts: 85
Just wondering, what's all that on FileTrekker's wall?

 #12 - 10-31-2005 at 11:19
Brainfear
From:
Joined: September 14th, 2005
Posts: 101
Looool! Real funny! big grinRock

 #13 - 10-31-2005 at 11:25
dauntless
Joined: December 15th, 2002
Posts: 623
ooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaay.....................

 #14 - 10-31-2005 at 11:58
Dante3214
From:
Joined: February 27th, 2005
Posts: 104
hilarious..


this site rocks

 #15 - 10-31-2005 at 12:16
Charlie151seo
From: (Stockholm)
Joined: January 21st, 2005
Posts: 29
Why is Jimbo & His Gravy! - http://www.gravy.com/
The source of the news stick out tongue

 #16 - 10-31-2005 at 13:27
Pethegreat
From: (Pittsburgh, PA)
Joined: March 30th, 2004
Posts: 677
I stole the beer and broke in to the FF server rooms. Needed to upload some stuff direcly to a server.

 #17 - 10-31-2005 at 13:42
Scott913
From: (Chicago)
Joined: June 22nd, 2005
Posts: 167
wow i did that once no beer but scared the crap outa my firendsRockDevil!Rock

 #18 - 10-31-2005 at 13:53
Count_Entropy
From:
Joined: May 3rd, 2005
Posts: 25
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.big grin

 #19 - 10-31-2005 at 14:23
CloneWarrior90
From: (Weatherford, Texas)
Joined: June 1st, 2005
Posts: 480
stick out tongue LMFAO, I didn't have a very good day, the cat attacked me. stick out tongue LOL j/k I'm not even there. I am at my house in a little town in Texas. And I don't give a crap if you all call me a Redneck. LOL Meanwhile, in the cold fridge, sat the 6-pack of beers.....and... I, CloneWarrior......stole it! HAHAHA

Oh crap, I am loaded. lol Beer! Beer!

 #20 - 10-31-2005 at 14:34
terminatorkiller56
From: (???????)
Joined: October 24th, 2005
Posts: 27
is the cat goin for pshyco-therapie if so im gonna kick the c**p out of the guy nxt doorHmmm Donut!Hmmm Donut!Resistance is Futile!

 #21 - 10-31-2005 at 14:49
evilempire05
Joined: April 12th, 2005
Posts: 33
Rock


its redm!!!!!!!!....honest

i have your beer pro-filer!!

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/915/picture0075fh.jpg
hehehehe


awesome

 #22 - 10-31-2005 at 14:56
Ronnie
From: (Leiden)
Joined: December 4th, 2002
Posts: 647
Pro-Filer does not drink that sewage water.

 #23 - 10-31-2005 at 15:43
GIJesse7
From: (Houston TX)
Joined: February 26th, 2005
Posts: 1516
i bet it was a ticked off user banned from the network.

 #24 - 10-31-2005 at 16:41
CloneWarrior90
From: (Weatherford, Texas)
Joined: June 1st, 2005
Posts: 480
Btw....happy HALLOWEEN! big grin

 #25 - 10-31-2005 at 17:18
NuclearFieldMarshall
From: (Fairfax, Virginia)
Joined: May 21st, 2005
Posts: 307
Someone took Pro-Filer's beer? SOMEONE DID THAT? HOW DARE THEY!

Man, I need a beer....

 #26 - 10-31-2005 at 17:47
aaronpmc
From: (Bozeman,Montana)
Joined: November 20th, 2004
Posts: 103
LOL Great work guys and heres to you Pro-FilerBeer! Beer!and I'm sorry for loss.Have a great night people.Rock

 #27 - LMAO - 10-31-2005 at 17:54
Ultimate_Dragon
From:
Joined: October 20th, 2004
Posts: 405
Darn.... such good beer gone to waste. Next time you should like install a security flamethorwer of something. Now THAT would be VERY VERY funny to see.

 #28 - 10-31-2005 at 21:28
CloneWarrior90
From: (Weatherford, Texas)
Joined: June 1st, 2005
Posts: 480
Then I am not going to the fridge anymore if I am gonna be torched. (No I am not unknown gimp Roll Eyes (sarcastic) ) lol I took a beer after he did.....so.. I am so totally not going toward pro-filers beers.

(And in reality I can't drink, nor am I over there, as I said in an earlier post, I just wanna be silly)

 #29 - 10-31-2005 at 21:29
CloneWarrior90
From: (Weatherford, Texas)
Joined: June 1st, 2005
Posts: 480
Correction....physically I am not over there. stick out tongue hehehe

 #30 - LOOOOOOL - 11-01-2005 at 03:46
HOTDOGGY
From:
Joined: August 16th, 2004
Posts: 772
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

As for the cat....someone call the R.S.P.C.A. stick out tongue

 #31 - lol - 11-01-2005 at 06:35
MattRochelle
From:
Joined: October 24th, 2005
Posts: 3
LOL great pictures Devil!

 #32 - 11-01-2005 at 09:09
smitty025
From: (New York)
Joined: December 23rd, 2002
Posts: 63
Awesome!! big grin That can does look like a Full Throttle can though.

 #33 - 11-01-2005 at 16:03
MrBig101
From:
Joined: August 7th, 2004
Posts: 269
Hey, who took my picture? Erm...

big grin. Jk, funny article.

 #34 - 11-01-2005 at 17:07
Paul_M
From:
Joined: April 27th, 2005
Posts: 90
lol nice 1 big grin

 #35 - 11-01-2005 at 18:43
Unknown_Gimp
Joined: November 1st, 2005
Posts: 2
Mwahahaha youll never see that beer again and the cat will never tell you what happened. For i am the Unknown_Gimp and you will never know more!

Beer! Beer!

(btw you secretary tastes like crap, better get rid of her)

 #36 - 11-01-2005 at 20:36
fighter_1
From: (Chicago Illinois)
Joined: February 12th, 2005
Posts: 133
HAHA THATS TOO FUNNY!!! here PRO-FILER have a cold one on me Beer! Beer!Beer! Beer!Beer! Beer!

 #37 - 11-02-2005 at 12:01
JokeAss
From: (Oslo)
Joined: September 9th, 2005
Posts: 115
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Hahahahahahahahahah

Heheheheheheheheheh

 #38 - 11-02-2005 at 12:02
JokeAss
From: (Oslo)
Joined: September 9th, 2005
Posts: 115
Well, one thing's for sure, if you'd be so stupid to take Pro-filer's beer, you'd rather die than get caught by him!

One strange thing, though...

Doesn't Pro-filer keep his 6-thousand gallons of beer in his win... BEER cellar in Holland?

 #39 - 11-02-2005 at 12:05
JokeAss
From: (Oslo)
Joined: September 9th, 2005
Posts: 115
Sheesh...

Poor Moggy....

 #40 - ..... - 11-02-2005 at 12:57
Ultimate_Dragon
From:
Joined: October 20th, 2004
Posts: 405
now it would be really funny if some1 traced that "gimp"'s IP and just left some beer on his doorstop Hmmm Donut!

 #41 - omfg - 11-02-2005 at 13:01
Rapt0r
Joined: November 3rd, 2004
Posts: 50
ok...... what is he doin with the cat... O.o

 #42 - 11-02-2005 at 14:32
DarkFalz12
Joined: April 15th, 2005
Posts: 57
......alrighty then confused

 #43 - 11-02-2005 at 23:04
Cpt_Foly
From:
Joined: December 22nd, 2004
Posts: 80
I live in holland so I will make it my lives work to find his beer-cellar.

 #44 - ooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk then - 11-03-2005 at 12:04
Jandf22
Joined: October 6th, 2005
Posts: 231
Erm, this is kinda weird, hu would dress up like that? i need a beer, i'll use 1 of profiler's Beer! Beer!Beer! Beer!Beer! Beer!

 #45 - 11-03-2005 at 15:21
Unknown_Gimp
Joined: November 1st, 2005
Posts: 2
You cant trace me Devil!
I managed to break in at hq in texas AND get to Pro-Filers beer on the same day didnt i.

Secret hideouts dont have doorsteps.

 #46 - 11-05-2005 at 05:15
JokeAss
From: (Oslo)
Joined: September 9th, 2005
Posts: 115
I talked to Jos, he said he's moving to TX, and had to ship large sections ...

You know, er're talking about HUUUUUUGE amounts! We are talking about the amount of coffee five of us drink in a year big grin

Pro, can you hand me one beer? You can spare one, right? (I know the answer is no, but I ask anyway stick out tongue)

 #47 - 11-05-2005 at 06:13
Andrew_Of_Borg
From: (Peterlee)
Joined: September 10th, 2003
Posts: 65
Whoever that Unknown Gimp is he must probably be Osama Bin Laden.

 #48 - Thats like..so freakin..wierd - 11-06-2005 at 21:59
Lenneth_Valkyrie
From: (Tennesse)
Joined: February 11th, 2004
Posts: 12
How did that happen o.O?!

 #49 - 11-13-2005 at 07:40
CruelWorld
From: (Ternaard)
Joined: October 23rd, 2005
Posts: 32
The pics are bad, but I like the story!big grin

 #50 - LMAO - 11-21-2005 at 12:18
Marineforce0
From: (Halifax)
Joined: January 2nd, 2005
Posts: 41
Very funny! btw Im part of the PETA "People eating tasty animals" A_A



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