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  Merry Christmas From FileFront! - Off Topic
  Posted by: Mr.Funsocks on 12-25-2008 @ 00:29
This News Item has been viewed 288,109 times
It's that time again folks! Bust out the eggnog, the presents, and the annoying in-laws and enjoy another merry Christmas! If you are not celebrating Christmas, may you have a very happy holiday!

The news post this year is filled with holiday cheer, including a free game! Now, now, I know all of you have been good boys and girls this year, so I will tell you about a juicy offer EA has. Head over here to download your own free copy of the original Red Alert, which is arguably the best RTS ever made. Enjoy comrades! You know myself (and Santa) are RTS fans, I couldn't help sharing the info! cool

If your not a RTS fan, fear not! I have whipped something else for you that you better enjoy! smile

Just so you know:
Jeff = n0e
Ron = Demonseed
Charlie = c_tech/ffcb

A FileFront Christmas
The children couldn't sleep, they thought Santa was near.
They eagerly waited for his reindeer.
They heard a knock at the door and ran on over,
But it was just Hfx-Rebel that pulled up in his Land Rover.
He has a shovel of dirt and let himself in,
The look on his face couldn't help but make you grin.
He put the dirt down and blocked the chimney,
He said, "Watch out kids, Ronnie is the enemy!"
The kids looked grim and then they said, "Where is Santa, is he dead?"
Rebel was quiet, then looked around,
He said, "No, but Ronnie locked him underground."

Rebel looked down and then he said,
"We can get Santa now, as long as it is before ten!"
The kids jumped up in glee and woke the father up;
Jeff came out and gave Rebel a shout:
"Rebel, what are you doing here?" He said.
"Oh nothing, I just couldn't go to bed."
Jeff scorned Rebel while the kids mourned
When suddenly Ronnie busted through the dirt with a Santa hat on!
Rebel was shocked and yelled, "Get Ronnie! He is the killer of Christmas and is going to hell!"
Ronnie looked angry and said, "No, it wasn't me,
It is Danny who holds all the keys."

Jeff was confused and Rebel pouted,
But Ronnie knew all about it and shouted:
"We have to get Danny before it is too late,
he will get Ron's help, that is surely his fate."
Jeff looked tired and just wanted to go to bed.
Rebel had a flask and nodded once at Ronnie,
He said, "Get me some eggnog and we'll go ahead!"
Jeff stayed home with the kids when suddenly Dreadnaught [DK] barged in.
He hugged Jeff and then mysteriously left!

Rebel and Ronnie were far gone, and got stuck in fog.
Ronnie was driving as Rebel has too much Eggnog.
Ronnie didn't say much, although Rebel was still happy.
Ronnie got them there quick; he made it snappy!

Danny was standing with Santa as he cried,
"All the children are waiting for me, I must fly!"
That's when Rebel and Ronnie busted in and caused a fuss,
But it was too late, Ron was there - it looked like a bust.
Rebel and Ronnie asked what was going on, and Ron looked sad
He said, "We are getting new sites from Santa, you two shouldn't be mad!"

They all had a good laugh, but one thing was clear:
It was just another Christmas at FileFront with all the holiday fear!

I didn't include myself and Charlie in this poem because I ran out of ideas, so I made another one...

Charlie and Mr.Funsocks
Charlie and Mr.Funsocks are so cool,
That when they fix stuff, they don't use tools!

Yes, I know, that was amazing... stick out tongue

We hope you enjoyed what we have to offer this year - FileFront wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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Total comments: 51 | Last comment: 01-03-2009 at 13:50

 #1 - lol - 12-25-2008 at 00:50
Joined: December 21st, 2008
Posts: 555
free rts gama !!!!!!1!!!!!!

 #2 - 12-25-2008 at 01:13
From: (Gävle)
Joined: October 24th, 2002
Posts: 269
Merry X-Mas with hugs and coziness to everyone.

 #3 - 12-25-2008 at 01:24
From: (Liverpool)
Joined: October 6th, 2006
Posts: 331
kool poems and wot a presentstick out tongue

 #4 - 12-25-2008 at 01:43
From: (West Sussex)
Joined: August 9th, 2007
Posts: 303
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!big grinRockBeer! Beer!

 #5 - 12-25-2008 at 01:45
From: (Portsmouth)
Joined: August 16th, 2007
Posts: 1630
Merry Xmass!!

Mince Pies For Breakfast!

 #6 - 12-25-2008 at 02:51
From: (Paris)
Joined: May 29th, 2006
Posts: 177
Thank you Coca Cola.

 #7 - 12-25-2008 at 03:01
TParis (Staff)
Joined: January 1st, 2006
Posts: 229
Merry Christmas to everybody! smile

 #8 - Good day be well be excellent to each other - 12-25-2008 at 03:19
From: (preston)
Joined: February 11th, 2005
Posts: 128
Merry Chrstmas to you all. and Merry Chrstmas to Hallowed Are The Ori.Rock

 #9 - 12-25-2008 at 03:32
From: (Northern Ireland)
Joined: October 2nd, 2007
Posts: 62
Merry Christmas to all (cept heretics!)
tbh i rarely understood anything in that part from the words eggnog land raider and drednaught big grin

 #10 - merry christmas yalll - 12-25-2008 at 03:43
From: (KIMPTON!)
Joined: March 20th, 2007
Posts: 345
time to eateateateateatattttttttttttt

 #11 - 12-25-2008 at 04:30
From: (Morpeth)
Joined: May 13th, 2007
Posts: 242
Merry Christmas smile

 #12 - 12-25-2008 at 05:22
computernerd (Staff)
Joined: August 24th, 2007
Posts: 1578
Hey rebel did you see my Christmas potd? Anyways Merry Christmas everyone.

 #13 - Merry Christmas - 12-25-2008 at 05:29
Joined: December 18th, 2008
Posts: 1
Merry Christmas to everyone!!

 #14 - 12-25-2008 at 06:05
From: (IL)
Joined: December 24th, 2008
Posts: 4
merry christmas to all and now time to gain 15 pounds Hmmm Donut!

 #15 - 12-25-2008 at 06:15
Joined: June 15th, 2008
Posts: 473
Well, my family always eats drinks, and is merry on Christmas Eve. So now there's nothing to do except enjoy the rest of the holidays, and maybe try to work off some of that rich Polish food. Tasted awesome though.


P.S. Resistance is futile, eh?

 #16 - 12-25-2008 at 07:03
Joined: June 15th, 2008
Posts: 473
I have just one problem: I'm running Windows Vista (32-bit), but CnCRA is deisgned for a 16-bit OS. Anyone have any idea how to get around that?


P.S. Resistance is futile, eh?

 #17 - Merry X-Mas - 12-25-2008 at 07:07
From: (Noord-Holland)
Joined: August 29th, 2008
Posts: 124
Merry Christmas evryone big grin

 #18 - 12-25-2008 at 07:30
From: (Colorado)
Joined: May 9th, 2007
Posts: 246
How long did it take to write that story?
It had alot of nonsense but it was good
9/10 for the story time!!!

 #19 - 12-25-2008 at 07:34
From: (New York City)
Joined: February 5th, 2005
Posts: 3497
Yes have a good one

 #20 - 12-25-2008 at 08:17
From: (Indianapolis)
Joined: July 17th, 2008
Posts: 239
marry x-mass!!

 #21 - 12-25-2008 at 08:36
Joined: February 25th, 2008
Posts: 354
Merry Christmas FF! Frogga!

You need a santa smiley. :santa:

 #22 - 12-25-2008 at 08:58
From: (Hell, Underworld)
Joined: September 7th, 2008
Posts: 307
no epic battle where the 3 parties duke it out to the finish? waaah!!!! but funny nevertheless.

 #23 - 12-25-2008 at 09:06
From: (Utah)
Joined: March 22nd, 2008
Posts: 441
This X-mas I got an M16 Legaly.coolbig grinRock

 #24 - 12-25-2008 at 09:57
From: (Swindon)
Joined: July 10th, 2005
Posts: 213
Happy Christmas all, and to all a good night! (?)
- Abbadon

 #25 - 12-25-2008 at 10:27
Joined: October 31st, 2008
Posts: 107

 #26 - 12-25-2008 at 10:58
Joined: June 1st, 2006
Posts: 24
Merry Christmas to all!!

 #27 - 12-25-2008 at 11:30
Joined: November 7th, 2008
Posts: 117
ZOMG Merry x mas from my new phone big grinbig grinbig grin WOOOO! YeaTeh i phone i great

 #28 - 12-25-2008 at 11:48
From: (Syd-Jylland)
Joined: January 6th, 2003
Posts: 790
#16: Usually running compatibility mode works.

Other than that you can download a patch that makes it CnC-Gold if i remember right (to be honest I might not), wich makes it capable of running in a 32 bit enviroment.

IF nothing else works: DOSBOX

 #29 - 12-25-2008 at 11:54
Mr.Funsocks (Staff)
From: (Network Management)
Joined: August 20th, 2004
Posts: 1004
Also, you can right click on the .EXE file and run it in compatibility mode. That works for me.

 #30 - 12-25-2008 at 12:00
From: (Leeds)
Joined: August 24th, 2005
Posts: 960
I got The Orange Box for PS3 again this year because my old copy broke a few months back stick out tongue if anyone wants to play add my PSN ID - THGhost_2008

Merry Christmas everyone! Hmmm Donut! Beer! Beer!

 #31 - 12-25-2008 at 12:19
From: (Birmingham)
Joined: October 16th, 2005
Posts: 1502
It's Christmas?

 #32 - Merry Christmas - 12-25-2008 at 13:20
From: (Delaware Ohio)
Joined: October 14th, 2002
Posts: 156
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good day

 #33 - have a merry one c: - 12-25-2008 at 13:29
Joined: January 17th, 2007
Posts: 59
And all of the egg nog you can drink, brother!


 #34 - 12-25-2008 at 13:32
JediShemL (Staff)
From: (Arizona)
Joined: July 17th, 2002
Posts: 3197
Merry Christmas everybody! big grin

 #35 - 12-25-2008 at 15:36
From: (North Carolina)
Joined: June 28th, 2008
Posts: 108
2 uzi's ,a pistol, A BIG @$$ Mini gun and 50 cal. Sniper RifleDevil!
I was good boy scout this X-maswink

 #36 - 12-25-2008 at 18:13
From: (Launceston,Tasmania)
Joined: September 13th, 2008
Posts: 44
Aha. Nice one.
Merry Christmas to you too.
You should say Happy Holidays though.
Not everyone celebrates Christmas.

 #37 - 12-25-2008 at 19:11
Mr.Funsocks (Staff)
From: (Network Management)
Joined: August 20th, 2004
Posts: 1004
If you are not celebrating Christmas, may you have a very happy holiday!

 #38 - 12-25-2008 at 20:13
From: (North Carolina)
Joined: June 28th, 2008
Posts: 108
Well Happy Holidays Everyone And MERRY X-MAS big grinRockBeer! Beer!

 #39 - 12-25-2008 at 22:31
Joined: January 12th, 2006
Posts: 44
Merry (Insert Your Holiday Here) and a happy new year to all cool

 #40 - Ho Ho Ho - 12-26-2008 at 02:30
From: ( West Vancouver)
Joined: April 20th, 2006
Posts: 123
Happy Holidays everybody! Solid coast to coast winter in 40 years up here!

 #41 - 12-26-2008 at 04:01
From: (Launceston,Tasmania)
Joined: September 13th, 2008
Posts: 44
Oh. Hahaha!
My bad.
Too much Egg Nog. :/

 #42 - 12-26-2008 at 05:40
Joined: October 9th, 2008
Posts: 8
merry christmas and a happy new year for all smile

 #43 - 12-26-2008 at 06:30
From: (Frankfurt)
Joined: August 9th, 2006
Posts: 109
merry christmas :/

 #44 - ho ho ho - 12-26-2008 at 16:19
Joined: November 7th, 2007
Posts: 14
Hope you all had a marry x-mas and a safe one as well smile

 #45 - 12-27-2008 at 07:58
From: (Ihtiman)
Joined: June 14th, 2008
Posts: 48
Merry Chrsitmas and Happy New year to all!

 #46 - 12-27-2008 at 16:01
Hfx-Rebel (Staff)
From: (Nova Scotia)
Joined: April 19th, 2003
Posts: 765
Merry (late) Christmas to all! This is the first opportunity I had to get on-line frown Damn fine poem Funsocks! Good job Two Thumbs Up! Made me lol!!

Hey rebel did you see my Christmas potd? Anyways Merry Christmas everyone.
I'll put it up now, it'll be a retrospective look at a christmas PotD smile

 #47 - 12-28-2008 at 07:04
From: (Kirkcaldy)
Joined: October 11th, 2008
Posts: 4
Hope you all had a very Merry Christmas. All the very best for New Year!
Slainte mhor!Beer! Beer!

 #48 - =) - 12-28-2008 at 07:13
From: (North Carolina)
Joined: June 28th, 2008
Posts: 108
Now it going to be New Years 09!!!!
Start rollin the kegs in, cause it is time to PART A!!!!!
Beer! Beer!Puke!Beer! Beer!

 #49 - whoops - 12-28-2008 at 07:16
From: (North Carolina)
Joined: June 28th, 2008
Posts: 108
correction: its

 #50 - Belated Merry X-mas - 01-02-2009 at 03:41
From: (Seattle)
Joined: July 24th, 2004
Posts: 23
Merry X-mas guys. Hope all is well in the Files Network. Crossing my fingers on Wolfenstein coming out in 2009. Take care!

 #51 - 01-03-2009 at 13:50
From: (Florida)
Joined: November 15th, 2008
Posts: 67
I hope that you all had a Merry Christmas!Rock

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